Friday, September 21, 2007

שירבו זכיותינו קאמפיין



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I think we need to add a few more to the list

Not wear sexy underwear.

Not eat in pizza stores or restaurants.

Not wear a sexy bra from Victoria secret.

Take showers only with Kosher Soap.

Don't talk with Men.

Don't look at men.

Don't flirt with Men.

Don't sleep around behind your husband's back.

Don't take Birth Control.

Don't use Condoms.

Sleep with a long tzniusdige Night Gown.

When breastfeeding Don't do that in public (unless the baby is really hungry but make sure to cover your self appropriately)

Don't sit around under a tree in the summer with your friends in the countries and talk Gossip.

Last but not least Don't read Shiksa's blog.

Wishing you all a easy fast..

I Only hope that you can take upon your self to keep at least some of the things on this list, as it says on the bottom of the list the time is now your readiness is really really Hot....

16 Comments:

  • That's a hip crowd "Mehr nisht antahn a Bathing suit".

    Men Meg shvimmen Nakketeheit?

    By Blogger Baal Habos, at Friday, 21 September, 2007  

  • That goes with out saying we all understand with out means with out ;-)

    By Blogger Begreatfull, at Friday, 21 September, 2007  

  • from now on i will put on only a chassidisha slip.

    i will only look for a frum chassidisha husband.

    i will swim without a bathing suit.

    oh, and i will no longer wear a 2 pc. duster.

    i dont know about you, but my "his'orerus" is really really hot, hot, hot.
    have a sweet new year.

    By Blogger gay-ex-choosid, at Friday, 21 September, 2007  

  • Dos hut g'macht mir lachen zayer groys. Ein gas!

    Oy gevalt!

    By Blogger Lubab No More, at Friday, 21 September, 2007  

  • Glad I made you laugh, I hope that we can and will continue to laugh through out the year. so far looks like where off to a good start where already laughing..

    By Blogger Begreatfull, at Friday, 21 September, 2007  

  • i will definitely follow all these priceless anshlisn. i will certainly not stand by the mechitze cuz i'll be trolling the women's zal for butches wearing improved turbans.

    excuse me i gotta run put on my imgedrivlt shpitsl. i hope you have an easy fast in between feasting on you-know-what.

    By Blogger juicy, at Friday, 21 September, 2007  

  • Juicy:

    Butches in turbans... ;-)
    I never thought of it that way lol

    Thanks for commenting you made me laugh.

    By Blogger Begreatfull, at Saturday, 22 September, 2007  

  • I take upon myself to start showering only once a month (lekoved rosh chodesh), and to stop wearing deodorant.
    Like this when a man passes me on the street, he will immediately cross over....

    By Blogger Hoezentragerin, at Saturday, 22 September, 2007  

  • Hoezen:

    He might pass out before he crosses over ;-)

    By Blogger Begreatfull, at Saturday, 22 September, 2007  

  • How about a list made by women, for men? Here are some entries that will make it onto every list, no matter chassidish, litvish, modern, or otherwise.
    1-Be home on time so that you can eat dinner with the kids and spend some time listening to your wife
    2-Take a shower before having sex
    3-Pamper the baby at least 5x per week
    4-Clean up after yourself (includes, but isn't limited to: putting socks and dirty laundry in the hamper; make your bed; put dirty dishes in the sink, and generally clear off the table after yourself)

    FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THIS LIST!!

    By Blogger It's All Good Now, at Sunday, 23 September, 2007  

  • And what do "they" mean by only making phone orders? Why is it better to be alone with the hot Mexican sheygetz delivery boy in the privacy of your own home, than it is for you to go to the store and get the stuff yourself?

    By Blogger It's All Good Now, at Sunday, 23 September, 2007  

  • Itsallgood:

    I agree the men should have a list as well.

    Regarding the Mexicans delivering orders I'd say why deprive those woman from something that is probably one of the very few pleasurable things she might ever get in her life..

    Happens to be that I once heard a deliver guy brag about the jewish woman who invite them in for coffee and then some in the bedroom.
    Not so bad after all.

    By Blogger Begreatfull, at Sunday, 23 September, 2007  

  • the problem is that alot of mexicans are uncut.
    i guess its not a problem for everyone.

    By Blogger gay-ex-choosid, at Monday, 24 September, 2007  

  • Hello all, new reader here, hope to enjoy all of this
    Gayex: in my opinion it's only a plus a few more inches.
    Hoezn: Be surprised lots of them are just used to it otherwise they won’t be hunting around

    By Blogger yatzmich, at Sunday, 30 September, 2007  

  • ugh!

    By Blogger Lakewood Venter, at Friday, 12 October, 2007  

  • I was gonna circle every one of those, "Oib ich hub es nisht getin biz yetzt, vell ich machen zicher es tzi tin fin heint muhl uhn".

    Allah Akbar!

    By Blogger Skeleton, at Monday, 05 November, 2007  

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